The Big Lebowski really isn’t all that funny

i don’t know what the big deal is with it. it’s got some funny parts, but there are 345234262346 other moveis out there that are much funnier

i fall asleep everytime i watch it…

seriously. what’s so overly funny about it?

i knew i wasnt the only one…
i saw it a long time ago, and didn’t remember it being funny.

so i watched it again.

i was right.
Its got too many long ass boring trippy parts, that Im sure if you were high or something would make it go by more, but watching that movie sober is boring as f00k.

"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you’re gonna have to face the fact that you’re a goddamned moron"
This guy looks like a fucking loser.

Hey, at least I’m housebroken!
My name is Donnie, so I wasn’t too amused by the movie
I loved that movie… I laugh my ass off everytime I hear the line… "What’s this?" (He’s holding a bowling ball) The dude replies, "Obviously your not a golfer."

Your old Big Lebowski user text owned
you guys worship a boring ass stupid movie taht has some funny quotes…

‘Obviously You’re not a golfer’

‘It was great. The old man said take any rug in the house’

the scene with him dropping the roach in his lap, pouring his beer on himself to put it out, then hitting the dumpster fucking kills me.

the dude abides…
it was certainly better than that piece of shit movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels that all you homos rave about

you guys worship a boring ass stupid movie taht has some funny quotes…

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

thats like the only funny parts of the shitty movie

I shall drown you in your hot tub

"I don’t like your jerkoff name, I don’t like your jerkoff face, I don’t like your jerkoff behavior, and I don’t like you, jerkoff."
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!?!
I laugh my ass off every time I see the dude wipe Donny’s ashes out of his facial hair :rofl
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was. . . He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer explored the beaches of southern California from Redondo to Calabassos. And he was an avid bowler. And a good friend. He died–he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who. . . who loved bowling.
Nothing Is Fucked???

The God Damned Plane Has Crashed Into The Side Of The Mountain

edit: lc
wow you guys typed out the whole movie in only two pages
"Darkness washed over the Dude…darker than a black steer’s tookus on a moonlight prairie night…there was no bottom."
"I only mention it ’cause sometimes there’s a man, I won’t say a hero, ’cause what’s a hero, but sometimes there’s a man, and I’m talking about the Dude here, sometimes there’s a man, well, he’s The Man for that time and place. He fits there. And that’s the Dude. In Los Angeles."

fixed

I’m using the Big Lebowski random quote generator
"I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck though."

"Or the Credence"
The Big Lebowski > Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels !!!

"Vee vill cut off your johnson!"
You have no frame of reference.

The Dude abides.
ace3 is just mad that The Dude doesn’t call him anymore.

What are you? A fucking Park Ranger now?

you are an idiot

my feelings on that situation in no way reflect the stupidity withheld in The Big Lebowski
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

You’re entering a world of pain.
It takes a certain type to enjoy that movie.

I personally love it, one of my top 10 faves…

and lock, stock, and two smoking barrels is funny too… just a different kind of funny.
The Big Lebowski ranks up there in my favorite movies of all time. Its good people. Funny movie. Some of the best quotes ever.

"Im telling you, they’re amatures dude."

Matter of factly, that whole ringer scene was hilarious from start to finish.
fuck it dude… lets go bowling

and also..

"you got a Ralphs around here?"

12 year olds dude…

that movie is gold

its eight year olds.
I too do not understand it. And all of these quotes sound like your normal, everyday questions you would hear on the streets… but with "dude" added to them. I’m sorry… but this was a crummy movie. And I would have fallen asleep, if it weren’t for my normall silent friend laughing really loud every 5 seconds, while me and the rest of the people in the room watching the movie looked on…

You’re like a child…
Its no so much its funny, its that is has that "dude" factor to it. Some of the best characters in a movie too.

Gee… thanks for bringing that into the point. Yes, I am 15… but I still know a shitty movie and a good movie when I see them. And this… well… it’s pretty shitty.

"you got a Ralphs around here?"

It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Not all movies are like dumb and dumber.

The humor in this movie is very low key, but its still there. I can watch that movie 11ty billion times and still find it funny every time.

The screenplay is great, the conversation between characters is really good.

…who wanders into a movie theater…

Not all movies are like dumb and dumber.

The humor in this movie is very low key, but its still there. I can watch that movie 11ty billion times and still find it funny every time.

The screenplay is great, the conversation between characters is really good.

Exactly!

Couldn’t have said it better.

ahahah!! agreed.

and to the 12 yr olds comment from that other guy… its 8 year olds, not 12
at coronet.

you are out of your fucking element.

at coronet.

you are out of your fucking element.

Keep in mind that for every movie that 1000 people find funny, there is always one person who thinks it sucks.

indeed
And the dude wears plastic jelly sandals… its great!

clear ones at that
Is this your paper Larry?
we’re gonna cut your dick of larry
God damned noobs bumping threads from two fucking years ago.
at coronet.

you are out of your fucking element.

at coronet.

you are out of your fucking element.

Keep in mind that for every movie that 1000 people find funny, there is always one person who thinks it sucks.

indeed
And the dude wears plastic jelly sandals… its great!

clear ones at that
Is this your paper Larry?
we’re gonna cut your dick of larry
God damned noobs bumping threads from two fucking years ago.
at coronet.

you are out of your fucking element.

at coronet.

you are out of your fucking element.

Keep in mind that for every movie that 1000 people find funny, there is always one person who thinks it sucks.

indeed
And the dude wears plastic jelly sandals… its great!

clear ones at that
Is this your paper Larry?
we’re gonna cut your dick of larry
God damned noobs bumping threads from two fucking years ago.

3 Comments

  1. Comment by dan-o on April 23, 2012 5:43 am

    after years of being told I was missing out on the greatest movie ever, i finally watched it, and i have to say it pretty much sucked. even the parts quoted above that are supposedly the funny parts of the movie sucked. i just don’t get the cult following this POS has.

  2. Comment by Scott Jacobs on June 7, 2012 4:10 pm

    This is one of the worst movies ever made, in my opinion. I watched it one time, couldn’t even watch the entire thing without falling asleep. The “jokes” weren’t funny at all and the acting was bad. I guess you have to be a pothead, drug addicted loser to appreciate this movie. Only drug addicts and drunks seem to like it.

  3. Comment by Gabbar Singh on July 12, 2012 6:27 pm

    Totally boring film. You need to watch Life Is Sweet, or Naked.

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