Ocean’s Thirteen

Ocean’s Thirteen ( June 8 )  ”If you cross one Ocean, you face them all”… and if you see one Ocean’s, you must see them all, until you get to 99 and say hey wait, how am I 258 plus whatever age I was in 2007 years old? (What?) The handsome gang who love each [...]

‘Evan Almighty’

Evan Almighty (June 22) Check out the new, loooooong-ass trailer! Steve Carell stars as a typical guy who meets God (obviously Morgan Freeman) and gets assigned to build an ark before the great flood. Excessive body hair and genital-hungry animal antics ensue. It’s kind of like the rich man’s version of Ellen’s AmEx commercial.