Ocean's Thirteen

Ocean’s Thirteen (June 8): Either you’re excited by the idea of a tuxedo-clad George Clooney delivering cheeky one-liners and knowing glances, or you’re not. True, they could just as well have called this third installment Ocean’s Annoying, but then again, resisting the cool of Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Matt Damon, and Carl Reiner at their […]

'I Think I Love My Wife'

I Think I Love My Wife (March 16): A comedy from writer/director Chris Rock that actually looks funny? Great. A trailer that seems to give away two hours worth of plot twists? Not so much. Still, the presence of Gina Torres, Kerry Washington, and Steve Buscemi hints at this one being more than an extended […]

'Grindhouse'

The word “grind” suggests many things: pulpy chunks of red hamburger meat, steel machinery that makes scary sounds, sleeping teeth, horizontal hips. Delicious, frightening, sexy stuff. Judging by the new trailer, the Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino double-feature Grindhouse looks like it’ll be all those things and more. The boys seem to have had a beast of […]

'Transformers'

Uh, so where are the Transformers of my childhood? For one thing, there are too many damn people in this movie, from the looks of this trailer, and not enough robots. I mean, I’m sorry, I thought this was going to be about cars and things that turn into robots, not another IndependenceDayArmageddonWaroftheWorlds movie. (Although, […]